I recently stumbled across an email containing an article about a study that says its a good thing for men to be going about staring at a women's bosom.
Here's the details:
German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
I can't believe a study as such came from a German let alone a women.
"10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
Forget the gym tonight!
The German's were made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
5 YEARS!!!
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
Hello ladies!
The article goes on further to state that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
And a women conducted this study!!
This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
Note: This is, obviously (and unfortunately), just a joke. I myself overlooked exactly where this email came from and had to be clued in by my wife. :(
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