Saturday, November 27, 2010

For all my single pals

Meet Holly, she's 22.  Here's her video for a lil more about her..



Would you date her?

Friday, November 26, 2010

How to clean your a**. Ghostface Kill sets you straight

For all you dudes that have been under the impression that you're taking sufficent showers, Ghostface Killah has a message for you.

Pretty Tony took to his twitter the other day to let yall brothas know you need to step your personal hygiene game up.


"Thats not cleaning yourself. I don't give a f*ck how much soap you put on your little bird a** chest n****. It ain't working my n*gga. Nah mean, get your a** in the shower son. Get between your toes n*gga. Wipe your a** n*gga.


"Don't wash your nuts and then wash your face. You feel me! You goin' backwards. A lot of y'all n*ggas ain't know that sh*t! Nah mean? And scrub hard! Scrub your b*lls hard n*gga, scrub your little dirt off your ankles that when you was a lil kid u couldn't get em off & s***. S*** kept sticking there even tho how hard you tried haha. For y'all n*ggas that got that sh*t, y'all niggas ain't clean man. Word up man!


 


 There you have it.  The right, the wrong.  I hope you all learned something.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

First Date Tips and Tricks

The first date: what to wear, where to go, what to say, what to do and what not to do. All this pressure to make a good first impression can be daunting. Here are some illustration of tips and tricks, enjoy :)

















Enough said

It happens to us all

The truth hurts

Monday, November 15, 2010

So its ok to stare?

I recently stumbled across an email containing an article about a study that says its a good thing for men to be going about staring at a women's bosom.

Here's the details:

German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

I can't believe a study as such came from a German let alone a women.

"10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

Forget the gym tonight!

The German's were made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

5 YEARS!!!

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Hello ladies!

The article goes on further to state that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

And a women conducted this study!!

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.

Note: This is, obviously (and unfortunately), just a joke. I myself overlooked exactly where this email came from and had to be clued in by my wife. :(

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Scotty!

Whoa!  A movie review.  I tried, lol


Scott Pilgrim vs the World?


Wanting to see this movie in the theatre but missing it on every occasion, the time finally came to watch the much anticipated Scott Pilgrim VS. The World.  With no friends who watched this movie I was left on my own how exactly the movie would hold up.  Through the media I learned the movie was to be good but not great.  There were no rave reviews, no large fanfare to be heard of.  How would this hold up against the ever popular graphic novel?

Here's a movie that starts out slow but picks it up at just the right time - just before the bail out marker.  This movie revved its engine and sped away heading off towards the finish line with a mix of edgy teenage drama and that tone of leave-you-wanting-more off the cuff humor.  You know the stuff you try to remember to reverberate back at your friends and colleagues at a later date and time?! This movie proved to be much better than expected.

The rundown: boy meets girl, boy screws up supposed best ever relationship of all time, boy snatches victory from the jaws of defeat winning the girl over in the nick of time or the closing credits obviously.  Typical boy meets girl flick but with a not so average twist, kick ass action scenes, powered by heart pounding rock and roll leaving you easily reminded of Death From Above 1979 but grimier?  I'm almost hearing a lil QOTSA.  I must remember to look for the soundtrack!

All in all SPVTW proves to be a come from behind winner.  After almost passing on it, this flick left me pleasantly surprised.  Do yourself a favor and watch it.  If you know, knew, or somehow want to know me you would watch this movie. Veird eh?!  Not every good movie does well at the box office.  Go fig you make a lot of money but does every big hit have to be a hit at the box office? Then again what do I know?  Do you self a favor and watch this film, its worth a laugh or two.     


must remember to look for soundtrack, must remember to look for soundtrack, must remember to look for soundtrack, must remember to look for soundtrack, must remember to look for soundtrack!!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

The Walkman is Dead?!

So apparently the walkman is dead?!  Hard to believe I know.  Apparently they were still making them in Japan till just the other day.