Saturday, December 18, 2010

5 best ways to LOSE a good friend...

Friendships are like Swiss cheese. They last pretty long if you don't go around poking your fingers into all the little holes.

But seriously. All human relationships have their vulnerabilities. With patience, forgiveness, and a sincere attempt at constantly improving things, friendships usually last a long time. It takes a pretty selfish person to drive away a good friend.

Here are the 5 fastest ways to lose a good friend:

1. Constantly break your promises - One of the most common responses that people have when asked "what makes a good friend" is that they should be reliable. When they make plans, they keep them. When they promise to do something for you, they always do it. Screwing over your friends is a great way to lose them!

2. Talk shit behind each other's back - A humble, caring friend is hard to come by. If you want to lose a good friend, make sure you never give them the benefit of the doubt. Talk shit about them with other people as much as possible, and never go out of your way to show them that you care!

3. Take advantage of others' time and money, and never give back - Doesn't everybody hate a mooch? The funny thing about cheapass people is that they are usually the ones who act paranoid about others taking advantage of themselves. So... make sure you constantly complain about how you have no money. Constantly use your friends money and ask them to do favors for you, and then purposefully forget to pay them back or say thank you!

4. Create regular opportunities for disagreement and offense - Everyone has differences with their friends, whether religious, cultural, educational, or otherwise. If you really want to hurt and anger your friend, try to argue about your viewpoint at every opportunity and make them feel like you don't care or appreciate them for who they are!

5. Be generally disinterested and disrespectful - Finally, if you really want to lose a great friend, try not to show interest in their life, family, their past, their passions, or anything else. In fact, do this enough that it becomes a blatant matter of disrespect. You need to appear bored and unprotective of them at all costs!

Manslater

What a christmas present this would be.

Friday, December 10, 2010

The year in searches according to google

Based on the aggregation of billions of search queries people typed into Google this year, Zeitgeist captures the spirit of 2010.

Here is how the world searched.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

45 Way to feel happier

Depression is modern evil. We get depressed of so many things that often life seems to be the source of misery. But is everything really so bad or we just take it that seriously? I believe it is our wrong perception of reality that makes us feel depressed. And that means by changing the perception we can change the way we feel. Doing this is really easy. Here is 45 ways to feel happier and, try at least 10 of them.

1. Go for a walk every day and spend no less than 20-30 minutes in the open air. When I say ‘go for a walk’ it means you should just walk, with no purpose, and enjoy the process. Hurrying to the office or the supermarket doesn’t count.
2. Spend at least 8 hours for sleep in the essential organism to function well. You’ll feel more optimistic when you wake up.
sleeping girl
3. Find time for listening to soft music, meditating, dreaming. While doing that forget about your problems and just think positively.
4. Don’t restrict yourself with socializing with people of your age only. Talk to children and old people and you will see how different visions of life can be. Life will seem brighter and more interesting to you!
talk to people of different age
5. Spend some time alone. Sit in a quiet place and concentrate on your feelings and sensations. Do it daily.
6. Participate in games, both mind and active ones. Play ball with your child, do crosswords, find something that’s different from what you do on the regular basis.
7. Learn a foreign language. Listen to songs in it, watch films. If you feel it necessary start teaching a language you already know. You’ll have a chance to talk to people that do not belong to your usual social sphere.
8. Forgive everybody for everything. The main thing here is to forgive people in your soul. You don’t have to tell everyone that you’ve forgiven them, do it for yourself.
forgiveness
9. Don’t try to forget your sadness by working hard. This won’t help. According to Freud it will just sublimate but in the end you’ll start to hate your job.
10. Go to a club, dance, make new friends.
11. When you wake in the morning don’t jump up from the bed. Lie for a while, luxuriate and dream about your good future.
12. Introduce three ‘E’s into your life: Enthusiasm, Energy and Empathy.
13. Become the soul of your company, try to entertain your close people, familiars and even strangers. You’ll have some great fun!
14. Read more books. Don’t think that only losers read books. Education and erudition are valuable now. Besides, you’ll enjoy opening new worlds.
15. Experts say you must have good breakfast and lunch while dinner isn’t that important. This is right, of course, but each organism is different. So, it’s you who knows best when to eat and what to eat. Indulge yourself with delicacies from time to time.
woman eating chocolate
16. Don’t focus on things you already own for a long time. Try something new: makeup, perfume, clothing, etc. It will make you happy, believe me!
17. Don’t remember about bad incidents in your past and don’t remind people around you about those. Live here and now.
forget about incidents
18. Want to talk? Call your friends (even if you haven’t talked to them for ages). Ask how they are doing, what the news is. It will help you feel involved, and get along with others.
19. Smile if you feel sad. Do it even if it requires lots of effort. It will improve your mood.
20. If you have a chance, eat fruit right from trees, vegetables – from patches, and milk from cows. Experts say that it’s isolation from nature that is the source of our problems and dissatisfaction with life.
fruit
21. Drink more water.
22. If you can’t change the situation leave it as it is and don’t worry. Once I’ve read one man’s statement that made me think about worrying differently. He said: “If I’m being operated it’s surgeon who has to worry, not me. I can’t do anything.”
23. Take a bath, lame I know but its good to indulge yourself with aroma candles and spa procedures.
24. Draw! Don’t say you can’t. Now any pictures are considered creative.
25. Start watching an interesting serial and you’ll have a few happy nights.
park
26. Change the environment. Walk in places you have never walked, visit another city. If you can afford traveling find time for that.
27. Be closer to nature – lie on the grass, in the snow, sand; bathe in the sea or river; pick berries and mushrooms.
be close to nature
28. Visit concerts, exhibitions, cinemas – in brief, be a part of society.
29. No one will make you happy except you.
30. Get rid of hatred. What’s the sense in spending your life for hating someone?
31. Don’t be too exacting to yourself. If you can’t do something today, you’ll do it tomorrow.
woman laughing
32. Find strength to laugh at your own mistakes the way you’ll laugh at others’.
33. Learn to wait patiently until the problem is solved and think positively.
34. Sometimes to win you have to lose. Think about it.
35. You are not ‘other people’ and you shouldn’t always compare yourself to others.
36. Don’t overdo. Define feasible tasks, achieve them and feel happy about it.
shopping
37. Spending money on yourself is both pleasant and useful!
38. Only worthless people have no enemies. The more you’ve achieved the more secret and obvious enemies you have.
39. You have to be able to quit a bad job, leave off a boring book, stop chatting to people that irritate you. You have just one life and one shouldn’t spend it for minor things.
40. Envy is useless. You already have everything or will have everything you need in life.
41. Call your parents, family and relatives more often.
42. Give people presents, give them a part of yourself and they will reply you with the same.
43. Find a new hobby for yourself: snowboarding, running, pottery, etc.
44. Get yourself a pet that will make you happy each time you come home.
45. Remember you have all the best ahead of you!!!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

If you had just one post it note

Skater Chick

You can do it!  Peep this



Her friend just had to open her mouth

Opening Day

As per the time of year comes special days.   No, not Christmas, Boxing day or even New Years.  I'm talking about opening day.  When hearing these words every snow starved shred heads ears perk up and the wait begins.

My opening day came December 3rd.  Having not been snowboarding in what seemed like forever there was no way I would be missing out on opening day at Mt Washington.  Not even with everybody and anybody (well I wasn't stopping people on the street) I knew not being able to make it could I be stopped.

So came the preparation.  My board needed a waxing and bad.  Having been tucked way out of sight so not to temp me I could not remember the last time I waxed the poor thing.  $12 and a waxed board later I moved on to thoughts of if I was too fat to fit into my snow pants.  Lucky me, I forgot I had another pair just the right size.  I was almost there.  I could almost smell the mountain air.

Opening day came and I was overcome with joy.  So overcome I almost missed the bus.  Yes I took the bus, a ride lasting 3 long, agonizing hours but boy was it worth it.  Run after run after run.  I was in my zone.  Having previously snowboarded some 100+ days a year it was easy to I was at home ripping the mountain up.  The day seemed to fly by and before I knew it I was on the bus back home.

Needless to say I won't let any one of my pals live down missing out but then again I'm sure they'll be with me in ripping up our local mountain again sooner then later.

 See you out there