No matter what some think stupid people make the world go round. Looking at it this way I've got a job forever. No offense but it's the truth, plain and simple.
Problem existing between chair and keyboard (PEBCAK).
Believe it or not most tech support calls resort from user error. If people would simply follow the instructions provided or simply ask questions first I might not have a career. Wait! I better keep that one under my hat, oops. Re: beginning, stupid people make the world go round and I get paid well to sit and laugh well you sit on hold. Yes, we laugh at your stupidity.
Kicking and screaming.
For some part there is screaming which results in laughing (see above) and more laughing. What person in their right mind calls up and screams and yells at someone who is only there to help? The nerve of some people's children. This type of scenario usually only results in being pointed in the wrong direction or hung up on, usually the latter. C'mon people! If your brainless enough to have to call tech support then respect the fact that you simply couldn't follow basic instructions. As a child I bet it took you forever to figure out your supposed to colour in the lines too!
The know-it-all.
From time to time even when someone calls you for help they seem to know it all. These are usually the people that tend to flaunt the fact that they are very familiar with computers. Thinking you have an easy one are you hands you ask them to push the windows key and they turn the computer off. Don't ask, yes it happened.
Joke: How can you tell a stupid person has used your computer?
Answer: There is white out all over the screen
In conclusion, its never a tech support reps fault you screwed up what you did, its yours. We're only around to clean up the mess. Sometimes go fig it just can't be done. Some things are just irreversible.
Ahhhhh, stupid people. Thanks for keeping me so gainfully employed.
